The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Guys! After hours and hours of tracking my Warby Parker home try-ons, they finally arrived after I had despaired of them getting here today, while we were eating dinner. And watching "Arrested Development," because that's all we ever do in my home.

So, first impressions - I'm not blown away by any one frame and I'm actually wondering if I should just replace the lenses in my current Ray-Bans. I forced my napping husband to look at all the pairs and he also said that he didn't like any one frame as much as my current glasses, but that he'd also give his opinion later when he was more alert. So, with that lukewarm introduction, let's get to it! First I want to give you a base picture:

Me in my current glasses

First, because they were the most similar and I didn't think I'd like them for that same reason, I tried on the black Roosevelts:

Well, whaddaya know? I actually really like them! If they came in a dark tortoiseshell frame, this conversation would be done. When I tried them on, my husband exclaimed, "Coooooool!" These were the only frames that elicited this reaction. Thoughts?

Then, because I'd already tried on the black, I went with the light blue Roosevelts:

Not as life-changing as I'd thought, to be honest, but still fun and kind of Elton John-y (which is a good thing, in my book). I might end up buying this frame as my "fun" frame. Thoughts?

I then went with the Fillmores, since I had a feeling I wouldn't like them on:

Not as hideous as I'd anticipated, but still not an option. They're pretty in an old-school way; I kind of felt like singing "Marian the Librarian" to myself with them on.

I then went with the frame chosen by the company, the Zaggs:

Huh. I kind of like these, despite the fact that they're a little shallow. My husband had a good reaction to them as well. Thoughts?

Finally, I tried on the first contender, the Huxleys of my dreams:

I like them, but I'm underwhelmed. On the site, they looked bigger and boxier and I was surprised by how dinkily small they looked in real life. My husband didn't really have much of an opinion. I asked him if he'd like them if they were all dark tortoiseshell, like these, but he wasn't sure. Thoughts?

So there you have it, folks. Here is my wrap-up: I'm still ambivalent on the Huxleys, mostly because I'd liked them so much in pictures that I'm hesitant to say they're not an option. I would consider getting them in pure tortoiseshell - I think that would be cool, too. In pictures, I really like the Roosevelts, but I don't want to buy a frame that's so similar to my current ones, that will cost around the same amount. If there were a dark tortoiseshell, that would be the frame, but the closest they come is with this striped version, which I don't adore. The blue ones? I kind of like them for their silliness and might end up buying a pair for fun, whatever I end up doing.

So here goes, StyleNation. I need your help. I want any and all sorts of opinions. Tell me what you think! I'm dying for help, because there's a certain sleeping Greek on my couch who isn't being much help. Leave your comments NOW!

(PS - I've been invited to an all-day interview at the school I like (the one where I thought I'd bombed the interview) next week. I'll be teaching a low-level Spanish class and meeting everyone there and their mother. Yay!)